Do you know the age of your armpits?
If you haven't had enough worrying about your weight, facial wrinkles and sagging cheeks, eye contour and crow's feet, neck wrinkles, double chin, facial radiance, skin firmness, smoothness and hydration, cellulite, waistline, belly prominence, pelvic floor, gray hair, whiteness of teeth, tan intensity, lip thickness, butt and thigh size, ankle circumference, nails, toenails, calluses and corns on arms, mustache and any other areas where hair can grow unnecessarily, eyebrow contour, hair loss, eyelash length, and all kinds of body odors linked to the menstrual cycle and urinary incontinence... now comes one more defect to consider. You can easily acquire the complex for free and unexpectedly thanks to a new TV ad. Since the heat has started making us sweat profusely, a soap and deodorant brand is using a model and presenter to warn us about a new tragedy: the youthfulness of our armpits. The time has come to combat the deterioration of your armpits. If you haven't considered it until now, you may have abandoned them and are living happily ever after, unaware that your armpits are old.
Women, our armpits can be a much better place. And we must work hard, intensely, and by dedicating money, routines, and energy. Eva González, the model and presenter in the ad, doesn't agree: "Sweat doesn't age my armpits!" she exclaims enthusiastically while doing aerobic exercises with her arms raised. She claims it's thanks to the effect of an active ingredient in the deodorant. Then, she looks at you defiantly, points her finger at you from the other side of the screen and tells you that it all depends on you: "You choose: irritated, aged armpits – the sky fills with lightning and thunder and then you sense that it is not a good option – or strong, youthful skin... and strong, youthful skin? a radiant day. Now it turns out that we age because of sweat. Sweating is prohibited, then.
From now on we will have to have a biological age and an armpit age. Alert, because she may be in her forties but if she raises her arm too much she may betray herself as an unconscious nonagenarian, because the armpit does not lie. But if she uses this deodorant she will guarantee, to the most avid observers, a proper armpit, of an eighteen-year-old girl, which clearly does not sweat.
Because surely in the prestigious laboratories of this brand of Deodorant: There's a team of fifty scientists who have spent decades researching the optimal formula to rejuvenate, specifically, the armpit, which is a key area for women's appearance, never explored until now. Armpit rejuvenation is the new anus whitening or hymen reconstruction, which no one can see, but mentally gives you a higher mental status and a second youth. If until now the armpit was to be deodorized, waxed, and perfumed with all kinds of chemicals, now it must be nourished with a good dose of this product to achieve eternal adolescence. After the armpit, we will rejuvenate the hock and the navel, because in the crotch there are already quite a few who are dedicated to it.
The business of cultivating female insecurity is endless. They don't want us to raise our arms, a gesture that has always been one of freedom.
