Left-handed people and clumsy people

For me, when instead of telling me “a hug” they send me a circumspect baby with sunglasses or a kitten drinking a cocktail on WhatsApp, I really feel like pouring myself a few deciliters of rat poison in a Pompadour glass. Now in the groups of what's already it is very noticeable when someone has received a new meme. Whatever you say, they send it to you to finish it off. It is like this reader we have at ARA (I love him infinitely) who at every news item, whether it talks about Brad Pitt, the DANA or the queues on the AP-7, he complains about Spain calling it “Spain”. Well then. There were few of us and the PP has already appeared. Now –and I am falling asleep while I write– they have made a video with artificial intelligence (it goes without saying that the intelligence is artificial and not natural) to mock and ridicule the PSOE. Since –zzz...– Pedro Sánchez made a video playing with the double meaning of “left-handed” (in Spanish, “left-handed”), now they have tweeted another in which they feature several members of the PSOE (using artificial intelligence), including José Luis Ábalos praising prostitution. “If going to whores is being a leftist, I am a leftist,” they make him say.

I would say that the left-handed collective, which has always had the press on our side, must look after our good name. One can be left-handed, one can be a 'leftie' (in an affected, stereotypical way), and one can be both left-handed and a 'leftie'. We left-handers have shops for us with notebooks with the spiral on the other side, scissors, school supplies, corkscrews (with the worm reversed) made by the lovely Catalan brand Pulltap’s... The 'lefties' should have Che Guevara t-shirts, curl-defining mousse, corduroy blazers with elbow patches, bicycles with baby seats, whole-wheat bread, and gift vouchers for hair dye workshops. I hope that soon someone will create the storefront for each shop for me, using artificial intelligence. I suppose I would shop at both.