The “guys” that Irene Montero has encountered

Politicians can go on television to talk about sex, as it must bring them votes. Irene Montero –Mònica Planas explains it to us– said on a program where she was sharing an interview with Gabriel Rufián: “It is increasingly difficult to find a guy who goes down on you well”.

It is a sentence said by a woman who aims to improve our life in society and, therefore, I take it seriously. If it is increasingly difficult, it means it used to be easier. Since when has this been happening? Since she came of age? In recent times? When did the decline begin? After the 60s? Does it only happen to her or is it general?

She speaks of “guys” and not, therefore, of women. My question is very naive, if you wish, but completely serious: is this activity that Irene Montero refers to so difficult to perform “well”? Do excellence and non-excellence depend on interest, dedication, time spent, well-aligned teeth or, precisely, the absence of teeth? Do hygiene or the enthusiastic or indifferent reaction of the woman in question (in this case, her?) have anything to do with it, one way or another? Does the irruption into private, but also public life, of the device called satisfyer have anything to do with it? Is it engaging in unfair competition with the traditional artisanal method?

I would be very interested in having concrete details of the negligence of the “guys” that the politician has encountered. What did they do or what did they not do? I consider that the activity she refers to is very much appreciated, but it is not that difficult. There are things that apparently I would say cost a little more, and the difference, surely, between the partners that the woman in question may have known is the conversation or lack thereof beforehand. Because if something like that turns out poorly for you, what else don't you know how to do?