Little pigs

Russian President Vladimir Putin at the Kremlin on December 8.
17/12/2025
2 min

I'm very much in favor of the behavior of world leaders, because their tantrums, bot-pulling, inappropriate urination, and insults remind me of the schoolyard of my childhood. Not the ones of today. The ones from back then, the ones with Naranjito on keychains. The playground where there were unforgettable exchanges like: "Do you know who died? Grandpa Pig. And do you know who's burying him? Grandpa Serra." Or that other one: "What's going on? A donkey in the square. Eat in my mouth and poop in yours." Not to mention what the "Castilian" children used to say, which we admired:What are you looking at? The fart you let out"With the immortal coda that he used: "And your mother picks it up and puts it in your food"Naturally, it was the mother who swept and cooked this dish of difficult consistency.

Vladimir Putin is angry because Donald Trump might offer Volodymyr Zelensky "security guarantees comparable to NATO membership." A typical "I won't associate with you" situation." "Little pigs" the European leaders

Calling your enemies "pigs"—and, in general, using animals to insult—is quite innocent. Rat, cow, pig, dog, fox, whale... How easy and how unfair (to the animals). But on top of that, using the diminutive reveals a very pronounced pre-adolescent spirit. "Little pigs," he calls them. What a symptomatic creature. The child has called the other children "little pigs" and doesn't have an adult nearby to tell him, smiling, that it's not acceptable. It would be delightful if it weren't, of course, that he has the power to send several thousand toy soldiers to their deaths. Even while playing. And that one day he might break away (I don't understand how this verb isn't in the dictionary yet) and start conquering territories. He called them little pigs, in public, and will continue with his normal life. It's fabulous.

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