I read a headline in the ARA, supported by CaixaBank, that says: "Are you over sixty? This is all you need to know to protect yourself from cyber fraud." I'm not over sixty, but one day, not so far away, I will be. I'm outraged by what I read: "With more free time, more purchasing power, and, in many cases, less familiarity with technology, this group has become a common target for cybercriminals," and there are many explanatory drawings, in case it wasn't clear from the text alone. In the online edition, they move up and down. They're elderly but modern characters, let's get it straight. There's a lady with short hair wearing reading glasses looking at her cell phone. Slippers dangle from her feet (that must be free time). There's a man, half-bald, with a beard and glasses, putting his hand on a laptop. The phrases are scary. Like the one I mentioned before..
I'd love to have more free time when I'm sixty. But I don't think any of us have our house paid for. Less familiarity with new technologies? Until when will we call them "new" technologies? It's not that we're unfamiliar, it's that sometimes we lose our glasses, listen. If we weren't familiar with new technologies, we wouldn't be able to go to the ATM to update the...
Wait a minute, excuse me. I'll finish this article another day. Now, while I was writing this for you, Brad Pitt just wrote to me. He says he's stalked me on Instagram and that he finds me incredibly interesting. He wants to meet me, but he's stuck at the airport with his private jet, coi. I'll send him a few euros now. I have a lot of work. Tomorrow I'll tell you what.
