From coffee for all to uranium 235 for all

As a pareumachinist, the Monday papers are by far my favorite. It's the day when the far-right media tend to be most creative, with minor issues that can close out the weekend puffed up like a popcorn and with exactly the same amount of news, which is to say, few.Abc opens its front page with the headline "Sánchez promises Junts and ERC a unique Catalan nuclear system." The fact is that Catalonia has a high level of nuclear dependence compared to the rest of the autonomous communities and, therefore, consideration is being given to extending the useful life of the plants here by decreeing an exception to the decommissioning process designed for the entire region. If this were to happen in San Cenutrio de la Llaga, no newspaper would dedicate more than two lines to the news, lost in the middle of a story about how to organize the energy landscape, having seen the vulnerability illuminated—a cruel contrast—by the great blackout. But, since it's Catalonia, it's good for the newspaper to boost sales on Monday, always the most difficult day for the press, with a few drops of Catalanophobia.

The newspaper dedicates an editorial that, albeit in a whisper, admits that the measure makes perfect sense from the point of view of energy organization due to how the grid is distributed, but they frame it within their perennial narrative of Catalan demands. In the sixties we demanded Catalan bishops and now, apparently, we want our uranium to be enriched with ratafia and replace the zircaloy bars with Rifacli wafers. Of course, theAbc They rebel against this and call it "another concession to the Spain of inequalities." It's so ingrained in their DNA that if a devastating meteorite were to fall, they would rush to write indignantly that unsupportive Catalonia is once again hoarding rock.