You anti-Semite!

I read that Israel has called this Friday to "boycott" the next edition of the Mobile World Congress, which will be held in March 2026 in Barcelona. This is the response (I won't say Sharia because I don't want to be accused of cultural appropriation) to "the attitude" of Pedro Sánchez, whom Benjamin Netanyahu accuses of being "anti-Semitic" and of having launched a "genocidal threat" against the Jewish state. Apparently, and to the relief of us all, the boycott consists of not going. For now, he won't fire any missiles. In short, if Benjamin Netanyahu doesn't want to be accused of genocide, like those who starved his ancestors, what he should do is what so many voices of Jews around the world are urging him to do: not starve the people who spend their days, as best they can, in the Gaza Strip. Let him allow humanitarian aid through so that no child dies of hunger (yes, of hunger) next to his house, and everyone will applaud him. And, in the meantime, he should carefully consider what he's boycotting. Does that mean the Mobile is the most appropriate event? If he really wants to boycott, let him boycott Eurovision, man. It will be noticed here. I see the fact that they're not at a telephone conference that's being held in Barcelona as relevant as my Aunt Pura not being there.

But I do have a point. Calling everyone who criticizes you an anti-Semite is a brilliant strategy that I'll be using from now on. If I ever get my driver's license, the first thing I'll do is park in a disabled parking space, and if anyone reproaches me for it, I'll tell them they're sexist. If I don't want to wait that long, I can also walk into a bar and spit on the floor. When they want to kick me out, I'll accuse them of being anti-Catalan.