The truffle

Let's talk, please, about the hairstyle of Javier Milei, the little man who presides over Argentina and who attended one of those activities in Madrid called a "summit" that are more sleep-inducing than an Estivill book. At ARA we have seen the glorious video of the man, all dressed up, greeting King Felipe and President Sánchez at this summit.

Here we go. Javier Milei sports a black mop of hair that makes us think of that hypertension medication that makes your hair grow. He, of course, either doesn't use it because it's not necessary or he already used it. He wears sideburns like two black velcro strips, the kind that look good if you are Arnau Tordera, but if you are not Arnau Tordera (or Curro Jiménez) they are criminal. All of Milei's hairstyle is carefully disheveled. So far so good, except that these kinds of looks might be good for a singer, like El Puma, who will always croon trifles, but not for a president, who one day or another must issue a statement after a tragic piece of news. This mane has a particularity. It has been combed from back to front. There is a lot of work with fingers, a brush, and that hair gel they spray on to lift the roots. There is hairspray on the tips, but a light touch, so as not to mess it up. Good heavens, this little man, and good heavens those who style his hair. I do not understand this mane, neither short nor long, on a man who says thick words, like “fascism”, in all seriousness.