I just looked at myself again Sergio Ramos's video clip of the song [sic] of heartbreak that just published, called Cybele. Apparently, he doesn't dedicate it to any woman who broke his heart, but to Florentino Pérez, who is the one who made him "fly." Some considerations:
–He does a made-up accent. Like Alejandro Sanz, who as he released albums he acquired a more Andalusian accent, Sergio Ramos seems to want to imitate the Colombian accent.
–He doesn't succeed. He seems like a speech therapist's nightmare.
–Shakirism, from which the boyfriend draws, consists of writing a song of spite that everyone knows is for someone, usually an ex. But Shakirism prohibits dragging. She says that "Women don't cry, women bill". What does he say?: "You forgot about me, you left me hanging / Without being able to decide, that's what hurts me the most / And even though everything was like that, I would love to come back".
–The highlight of the video is when the statue of Cibeles cries. A burning tear falls from it, yes.
–Now it is necessary for Florentino Pérez to answer her with another rap with autotune that says: "It's not you, it's me."
–We want to meet Sergio Ramos' hairdresser and tattoo artist to offer our condolences.
–We also want to know if he has memorized the lyrics or if he will have them on his phone for the concerts.
–Thanks to the song [sic] he will be able to DJ at Lamine Yamal's 19th birthday party.
–In the video he appears wearing an Imperio t-shirt and pants that are not his size, and that look recently bought (they still have the starch).
–It is because of his wardrobe that we can conclude that Sergio Ramos is one of the few men who look more picturesque naked than dressed.
