The long-standing and most reliable journalist David Cantero said this phrase on the radio program he has presented and directed since September, RNE afternoons: "If dogs ruled the Earth, our planet would be an infinitely better place." And since I'm an animal lover, and I keep them close and take care of them because they make me laugh every day, I'm on board with the new world order he proposes. Let the dogs rule, with their way of seeing the world.
From now on, then, everyone, starting with the president of the government, will be able to defecate wherever they please. Except for the Oval Office, which is round, all the other presidential offices will have pee-room-only corners. We'll eliminate urinals. No more shaking hands or paws to shake hands. World leaders will sniff and lick each other, or if they hate each other, bark and bite. They will always be hungry and will often rub themselves against the legs of their human subjects for sexual purposes, without anyone stopping them. When they sign a peace or war agreement, they'll stretch out on the floor, satisfied, and make themselves look like croquettes.
While they're having high-level meetings, they'll lick their private parts with the noble purpose of cleaning them. Afterward, with this tongue, they'll suck on one of the humans they'll govern. Above all, the big news is that incest will no longer be prohibited. Mothers and sons, fathers and daughters, brothers and sisters will have sexual relations (always in full view of everyone). And if they have children (which is likely, because no one will castrate them anymore), they'll also procreate. I'm looking forward to it, and I only feel bad for the cats.
