Infiltrated fish

Two agents of the Mossos d’Esquadra infiltrated a teachers' assembly to spy on how they were preparing for future strikes in the sector. That saying that you last less than a lollipop at the door of a school will have to be changed to “you last less than a cop at a teachers' assembly”. They were discovered immediately.

Anyway, we know that there are police officers who infiltrate left-wing groups and leave traces and tattoo letters from the Tyets on their wrists. Those who infiltrate Nazi groups tattoo swastikas (crooked, for the sake of verisimilitude) and shave their necks. But infiltrating a teachers' assembly is much more complicated.

It cannot happen again. I propose that the Mossos agents take a postgraduate course for future successful infiltrations. Thus, to infiltrate writers' assemblies, it is plausible to be wrong about the time and place, talk all the time about Pere Gimferrer, complain about the state of Catalan, and explain one's own sex life. For farmers' assemblies, they will have to act at all times like characters from Terra baixa. They will go around saying "vatua" all the time and will put all sorts of twigs in their mouths and complain about the state of Catalan. For teachers' assemblies, they will look exhausted, wear ink stains on their pockets, complain about the state of Catalan, and use all the pronouns. I understand very well that it is riskier to be caught if you are Gay Talese and have infiltrated the mafia, but I think the teachers have taken it too well. I, the two female officers in question, would have taken them by the ear (I know it's incorrect) to any classroom and would have urged them to ask Pol Martell (a generic child) to do the damn favor of sitting down.