Former Spanish President José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero, speaking in Madrid
28/06/2025
2 min

Prophecies of the apocalypse seem like innocent fables to lull children to sleep next to this Saturday's front pages, which detail some of the fearful and terrible consequences that the Constitutional Court's approval of the amnesty will bring. The sky has cracked in two, and evil is descending upon God's innocent creatures.The reasongives one of its headlines to some "TC sources" that it does not identify (and that, therefore, the reader cannot weigh) beyond the horrifying prediction: "Next will be singular financing and the Catalan referendum." And, in four days, indiscriminate murder without charge. Also theAbcHe stands up with his heart in his soul: "The Constitutional Court's endorsement of Congress's ignoring of the Constitution opens the way to self-determination." If I were given five euros every time I read a headline that says "opens the way to self-determination," Bezos's wedding in Venice would be a party at McDonald's compared to mine. The newspaper's argument (to say the least) is that now you can do anything that the Constitution doesn't expressly prohibit.

But the most twisted treatment was the newspaper's.The WorldThe headline was "Zapatero's Grand Cross to promote equal marriage" and, since it was all written in capital letters, it was impossible to know that it was a specific cross, a recognition, in this case coinciding with LGBTQ+ Pride Day. In any case, once you resolved the ambiguity, you wondered how it was that The World highlighted a socialist's merit on the front page. The response came a few lines below, with another headline: "From the Statute of Autonomy crisis to amnesty, 15 years of sovereignty and the Trial: 'It's Zapatero's fault.'" Again, the source of the quote is unidentified. But the reader might exclaim that, finally, the "big cross" and the photo of the former president understood each other. Anyway, I'm going to devour the neighbor's dog, taking advantage of the fact that the Constitution doesn't expressly prohibit it.

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