You're on your phone all day!
The parent agent tells the child agent that he's on his cell phone all day. And it's true. But so is the parent element. The child element, as soon as he wakes up and half-opens an eye, starts listening to the "good morning" audio messages and checking the messages from those who went to sleep later. The parent element, who's already been dressed for hours, reproaches him for it. But the fact is that when he got up, the first thing he did was play at the online casino, lying in bed.
They sit down at breakfast. The younger one checks the messages. He smiles, oblivious to everything. The cell phone is more hypnotizing than Jennifer Aniston's new boyfriend. The parent watches the news clips friends have sent. They forward all the memes to the family group. Then, they leave the joy on the table and exclaim, "Can't he even leave it while eating breakfast?" The child can't blame them for doing the same thing because, alienated as they are, they haven't noticed.
Then, the parent element goes to the bathroom and, sitting on the toilet, plays a game they can't leave because they're playing with people from all over the world. While the child element waits their turn, they answer audios with other audios. The parent element will go to the office and, from there, send Instagram recipes and videos that no one will look at (they don't look at what they send, they look at what they think they "discover"). While having a drink with friends, the parent will be checking messages and inadvertently arguing (on WhatsApp) with the partner, who will have reproached him (on WhatsApp) for always leaving the toilet dirty after using it. One of the friends will show, on his cell phone, a scene of a car sinking in a river, and everyone will rush to say: "Put this in the group!" A message will be checked, also in the family chat, from his mother-in-law, warning of a scam (from five years ago) that her friends in the funny pensioners' chat shared with her.
When he gets home, no one will be there. The child agent will be in his room on his cell phone. "Could you come out and say hi, right?" the parent will write in the family chat.