Former minister José Luis Ábalos, in an archive photo.
23/06/2026
Writer
2 min

I hear "Ábalos" and I feel an uncontrollable kind of amorous warmth. The passion is such that it compromises my role, until now immaculate, as wife and mother. Ábalos, light of my life, fire of my insides, etcetera. Á-ba-los: the tip of the tongue undertakes a three-step journey from the roof of the mouth to the teeth.Ábalos and Koldo, we read in ARA, they “agreed” on a “monthly remuneration” of 10,000 euros to cover the former minister's fixed expenses. “Fixed expenses,” what a sexy expression. But these fixed expenses did not include “other amounts” such as “paying for the former minister's ex-partner's apartment or the rent of two villas on the coast.” Ábalos paid the rent for his ex. That's being a proper man, you. And if we have the ex with her life sorted out, don't we have it all done, because the legend continues. What else did he prepare for her, the sexsymbol? We also read in the newspaper: "he exerted all his influence" so that she would be hired, with the aim that "she would receive a salary without having to work".

For me, a man (or a woman) giving me a contract to get paid without working and I give him everything. It's the most erotic thing that could happen to me in my life. Receiving a salary without having to do much more than water the plants. If getting paid for working is something that excites us beyond words, getting paid for not working and on top of that from a man who has a good amount for fixed expenses could drive me to the extreme. I would dedicate poems to him, self-literature, and even a version of theKama Sutra Catalan. Now I'm suffering for this woman. How has it turned out, now that Ábalos is definitively going to prison? How will she resolve this about the apartment and the job?

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