Thank you for these remedies against the heat

As I'm closing the shutters for a few weeks on the occasion of the holidays, I'm cleaning out the drawer of clippings that didn't end up being worth an article. Such as the news aboutThe Economisttitled: "The incredible European island that houses a paradise shaped like a perfect circle and is three hours from Madrid." Look, they talk about São Miguel, in the Azores, in the middle of the Atlantic, but they explain it as if it were the outskirts of Madrid, in the umpteenth example of media that place the center of the cosmos in Puerta del Sol. The painful apology by soccer player José Manuel Calderón for his Catalanophobic expressions also made for a column. Going on television to say that in Andalusia the expression "I shit on the dead of all Catalans" is normal is a peculiar way of trying to fix things. Meanwhile,fake newsThey have been running riot throughout the course, but luckily we have verifiers, like Newtral, who leave us all calm by clarifying that "Yolanda Díaz has not proposed that the term be changed in women's footballpichichibymichichi". It seems to mefantasticquichi.

It's summertime, and a classic of this time is service news with tricks to beat the heat. It will be hard to beat the advice ofThe Worldof 2022 –buy a fan– but inThe North of CastileThey have an even more revolutionary and innovative method: opening the windows. Given this array of research, the only thing I can think of is to propose a pioneering and groundbreaking method for dealing with the heatwave. It consists of taking the pages with these brilliant articles and folding them lengthwise, accordion-style, in regular strips of a couple of centimeters. Then we grasp the middle fold with a pinch, open it like a peacock's plume, and then vigorously shake it with a flick of the wrist. I'll tell you what I'm planning to do in the coming weeks: have a great summer!