Put a PP 'baron' in your life

Dear Three Wise Men, I know it's still many months until Their Majesties visit us, but I've already decided on the gift I'd like and I wouldn't like to end up forgetting to write the letter, or having to scribble it down at the last minute. Since I've had such a good time this year, I'd like to ask for a baron of the PP. I believe they are the embodiment of kindness. And let me explain, dear Melchor, Gaspar, and Baltasar, because I know the request may have surprised you. It turns out that Alberto Núñez Feijóo has unexpectedly called a Popular Party congress. The press informs us that he did so "behind the scenes of his leadership" (Eldiario.es) and that "to the men The regional governments were surprised to learn through the media of the intention to advance to the conclave" (The reason). Come on, they must have been pissed off like a monkey.

But, by a magic that Their Majesties might recall, the media cavern has rushed to minimize this internal noise and line the media echo chambers with egg cups. Who has excelled most in this art of conversion Baronilo has been Ok Diary, with headlines like "Moreno defends before the executive that Feijóo set up his team "without the toll of territorial quotas" and "Azcón: "Feijóo is right about the congress because we will choose the next president of Spain"". One article also says that "all the territorial leaders of the party expressed themselves in the same terms as the Andalusian president" and recalls that Isabel Díaz Ayuso celebrated the advancement of the conclave. Coi, if they were so happy maybe there was no need to hide the information from them so much. My son will ask for one of those elastic dolls that you can stretch the limbs to the point of paroxysm without it breaking, but I prefer a baron From the PP: I think they handle twists, dislocations and twists much better without ever losing their good looks.