And you, do you already have the Sancheziteitor 2000?

There was a time when newspapers gave away English CD-ROMs, kitchen utensils, or atomic scooters. You'd come back from the newsstand as if you'd just raided a bazaar. If this practice ever returns, the cavernous newspapers should offer a Sancheziteitor 2000, the revolutionary device destined to change the mood of the law-and-order people of that state. In fact, The World He already has one, and a very powerful one. This Saturday, a number of demonstrations against the genocide in Gaza were held. The unwary reader might think that the congregation was calling for an end to the massacre, respect for civilian lives, or an end to the indiscriminate killing. No, no. The front-page column that addressed the issue was titled: "Tens of thousands ask Sánchez to cut all ties with Israel." The World He was underestimating (there is talk of more than 200,000 protesters, according to conservative estimates) and, above all, he is taking them away to divert pressure from the protesters in Israel to Sánchez.

This is the great power of Sancheziteitor 2000. Does his mother-in-law invite herself to lunch every Sunday? It's Sánchez's fault because her pensions don't allow her to go to Lasarte alone. Her feet are full of blisters after a trekking? It's Sánchez's fault for not paving the mountain trails. And I'm talking aboutThe World because neither l'Abc neither The reason They felt that the most widely attended protest since Israel unleashed this response to the hostage crisis deserved at least a crumb of front-page coverage. I suppose they didn't have the Sancheziteitor and couldn't find a way to turn a cause championed primarily by the left into yet another way to denigrate the PSOE. Next Sunday they'll go to the newsstand to buy their rival's first collectible.