When I was starting to worry that I wouldn't find good merchandise to start my summer shift in place of Àlex Gutiérrez, I came across a piece that, on its own, would be enough to write a whole week of Pareu màquines (don't worry, I won't). It's a piece from the supplement Yo Dona, from El Mundo, titled like this: “Isabel Díaz Ayuso wears her summer fetish dress to La Paloma: plunging neckline and waist cutouts to show off her abs” . I honestly don't even know where to start.