The penis of James I the Conqueror has not disintegrated. The king's member has been preserved for over 750 years by being mummified. And most importantly of all: it still contains some sperm. Lídia Obiols is a true Catalan, with an accent from the Girona region, and has become president of Catalonia. Assuming a great responsibility, she feels called to allow herself to be penetrated by the Conqueror's great penis in order to recover the purity of the nation and beget a new line of Catalan kings who will do what "the spineless presidents of the process" have failed to do. Obiols will try to save "a country where there are no longer any white people" and put an end to the barbarity. woke, led by immigrants, feminists, homosexuals, and leftists.

Since he first visited Argentina in 2012, actor and director of the Sala Trono in Tarragona, Joan Negrié, has been looking for a way to bring Catalonia Everything that is by my side, by Fernando Rubio. Now it has finally achieved its place at the Tarragona International Theatre Festival (FITT), which will take place from September 3 to 6. The initial approach of the show is already groundbreaking: the director places seven beds in the public street, in decontextualized spaces, and in each of them an actress waits for a spectator to tell them a childhood story, a dream. "It's a very special, very intimate proposal. The audience can pass by all the beds and live each of the experiences of women from diverse backgrounds and circumstances. The show speaks of memory, of what intimacy means, of vacations, of the vital moments of each one. It's a very poetic performance, everyone can feel identified and it will make the spectator feel" Negrié, who is also the director of FITT.

Oriol Grau (Barcelona, ​​1963) embarks, for the first time at the age of 61, on a theatrical monologue. And he does so to answer the big question that the public will have been asking for years: what happened to him that, having achieved popularity, made him leave television and disappear from the media landscape? With more fiction and comedy than the premise suggests, Mom, the devil and me It is a journey through the actor's career that can be seen from May 16 to June 1 at the Sala Trono in Tarragona, and later in other venues.