Strategy or leak? This question, which has almost been more talked about than Rosalía's new album, which is supposedly what was leaked ahead of time, seems like a brilliant idea for a board game: Strategy or leak? Of course, beyond the question, I can't think of the rules of the game. In any case, the rules, if there are any, were broken a long time ago, and now is the time to doubt everything and everyone, if that hasn't always been the case. But if the strategy is a leak, then no question is relevant. In other words, the board game isn't such a good idea. It ends too quickly. That's probably why I don't dedicate myself to creating it. The good news is that, in Rosalía's case, it doesn't matter if it was a strategy or a leak, because no one doubts her stratospheric musical gifts and because it doesn't affect us negatively in any way. Not at all. I also don't understand the strategy, if it wasn't a leak, because I doubt the album needs more publicity than it already has, but who am I to argue with an artist who, from Catalonia, has seduced the whole world? If anything, I can only tip my hat. And clip her nails, which is the only thing I can do. but that I find.

Feijóo concluded the announcement of the party congress he chairs bringing forward to July with a joke: "Now we'll move from the Pope's conclave to the PP Conclave." It's an anecdote, but since there will be people who are paid to write it, and people who will look at it twice before making him say it, it's indicative of the extent to which they think that in a society with brains softened by television and screens, you'll only be heard if you tell bad jokes. Or perhaps they think that's how they'll come across on comedy shows and in articles by columnists who are too vague, but I find it surprising to expose a presidential candidate who no longer has the reputation of being the funniest person at the party (far behind Rajoy) to a pun that not even the ChatGPT robot would have suggested.