"Paris-Roubaix is a horrible race, but winning it is magnificent," said cyclist Sean Kelly. "I never think I'll go back," said Italian Franco Barellini, although he did return and won. "It's crazy, this race. You work like a horse and don't even have time to pee. You end up with your jersey wet, it's dusty, you end up covered in mud, you slip... it's a real pain," said Dutchman Theo de Rooy in 1985. Here's what he said when asked: !".